The Family Business-The Borings
Sci Fi-Thriller-Comedy Tagline: They are anything but Boring.
Logline: A family of criminals runs a prison.
Synopsis: The Borings come from a long line of petty thieves. Thousands in their family have clashed with the law since the 1600’s. Steve, Jenny and Grandma Ellen are currently serving time together in a coed prison. Grandma Ellen can’t stand to see Steve in prison so she vows to spring her favorite grand children. She sabotages the warden at every turn to take over a prison right under the warden’s nose.
Ultimately they discover through a maze of clues, they are descended from a criminal held in the same prison in the 1800’s. They can be more than their past if they try.
Setting: Many of the family make their home in a coed state prison, dim always lit with skylights.
73 year old Joan Boring tried to live an honest life. Crime was in her blood, as a young girl she and her sisters held up two girls for their girl scout cookie money. She taught Jeff and her other grand children the tricks of the trade which was comprised of anything illegal. Joan gave her husband a date rape drug slit his wrists to make it look like a suicide. Joan kidnapped a woman, beat her up and switched her dental exam. Joan tried to kill her but she escaped. Joan and Jeff’s mother went to a store and teach the kids to steal. Jeff’s mother Joanna ended up in prison soon after that. Even the baby lifts something. She was caught drunk driving three times. The last time the judge gave her eleven months. Jeff and his younger sister Janna lived with their grandmother. Jeff Boring was the perfect hit man in and out of prison. In 2012 prisons are over crowded so non violent prisoners with crimes that are more than misdemeanors and lesser than death row are placed in code prisons with option for daily work release.
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